THE OG CHOLA- ROSIE!

So I'm not sure if Rosie is a chola or not, but you know that every chola and their mama counts this as the all time greatest. Many cholas have conceived babies to this song, as well as dedicated it to their vatos in the pinta on the Art Laboe show on Sunday nights. Below is a clip of Rosie singing the song live at some show, it wouldn't let me post, so I suggest you check it out yourself:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGQEbD4sJoI

Oye, Has it Really Been a Week???

Yes, bitches, I know I haven't updated, but work and school are whipping my ass. Good thing I am almost done with both.

So, here are 5 cholas of the day, so I only shorted you two, ok? I love these mall photos, and I love how the cholitas split the cost by however many of them take the pic, so this shit probably cost them about 3 or 4 bucks a piece. You can't go wrong with that, now can you? So they have enough cash to go buy their brown lipstick.

Two For One Tuesday...

Here is a gem of a pic of two cholas doing their thing. It probably took them hours to create this look, and homegirls were probably just headed over to Wal-Mart.

Oops!

So I totally meant to do this yesterday, but the family came over and I got a bit distracted!

So Chola of the Day for Sunday is Art Laboe, host of the Killer Oldies show that plays on radio stations across the U.S. This guy is a hero to all the cholas, because he takes their requests and lets them do shout-outs to their vatos and assorted relatives in lock up. Why, just last night I heard a chola send love to her man in jail, and she told him a letter was on the way and to grub out because she put money on his books!!! It doesn't get any better than that!

I'm Going to Have a Hangover!

Tonight I went to a party that a friend of mine threw for her mom. It was an open bar. Never tell a Mexican you are having an open bar. We get two beers at a time, for reals!!!

So your Chola of the Day is Jennifer Lopez from one of her vids. Don't ask me which one, dammit! I'm buzzed.

Have a nice day. I think I will spend mine in bed.

TGIF!

So, a true chola never lets on how she is really feeling inside, just like the chola in the pic above. She could be happy, she could be sad, either way it's none of our business. She's handling hers. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Also, if you have any chola pics for inclusion on the site, please send to cholaoftheday@yahoo.com!

There Are No Words...

Yes, this Chola could basically kill you with one swipe of her paw. Her make up is fierce, and you know she has that tee is five different colors. She doesn't play any games, so don't fuck with her, ok?

Best White Girl Chola...

Yea, that award goes to Reese Witherspoon in 1996's "Freeway." While there is a ton of greatness in that film, from the "Fuck you, Chipmunk face!" to the "Bueno Sexo," hooking in East Los, Reese was the golden haired white chola that exists in every barrio. Do yourself a favor and buy this movie ASAP. It's probably the most brilliant piece of work she has ever done. In the meantime, enjoy this little clip as well.

Greatest Music Ever!

Ok, so you seriously need to check out this Chola's myspace because she has some serious talent. "If You Knew," is my new ringtone. Does it matter that she sounds like she's been sucking on helium??!! Hell naw!

A related question is why are all chola's called Traviesa? Or Sad Eyes? Just wondered.

http://www.myspace.com/ogtraviesa323

Happy Easter!

This fine video is from the mid-90's and is basically a prime example of what makes a chola, well...a chola! I personally love the fashion statement made with the flannel and bra, because you know when she is ready to cut a bitch she just rips the overshirt off and she is ready to go.

Happy Easter, all. And Cholas, take it easy on the lip liner today, for Jesus' sake.

-Z

And So It Begins...

Ladies and Gents, I give you the very first entry for your Chola of the Day, or in this case Cholas of the Day. This site is meant to be a celebration of all things chola...and is definitely not done in disrespect. So don't kick my ass, okay? And I am Mexican, so this shit ain't meant to be racist either!

Represent, bitches!