Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Best White Girl Chola...



Yea, that award goes to Reese Witherspoon in 1996's "Freeway." While there is a ton of greatness in that film, from the "Fuck you, Chipmunk face!" to the "Bueno Sexo," hooking in East Los, Reese was the golden haired white chola that exists in every barrio. Do yourself a favor and buy this movie ASAP. It's probably the most brilliant piece of work she has ever done. In the meantime, enjoy this little clip as well.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Greatest Music Ever!

Ok, so you seriously need to check out this Chola's myspace because she has some serious talent. "If You Knew," is my new ringtone. Does it matter that she sounds like she's been sucking on helium??!! Hell naw!

A related question is why are all chola's called Traviesa? Or Sad Eyes? Just wondered.

http://www.myspace.com/ogtraviesa323

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter!




This fine video is from the mid-90's and is basically a prime example of what makes a chola, well...a chola! I personally love the fashion statement made with the flannel and bra, because you know when she is ready to cut a bitch she just rips the overshirt off and she is ready to go.

Happy Easter, all. And Cholas, take it easy on the lip liner today, for Jesus' sake.

-Z

Friday, March 21, 2008

And So It Begins...


Ladies and Gents, I give you the very first entry for your Chola of the Day, or in this case Cholas of the Day. This site is meant to be a celebration of all things chola...and is definitely not done in disrespect. So don't kick my ass, okay? And I am Mexican, so this shit ain't meant to be racist either!

Represent, bitches!